Sick Piglets

Pigapusses

Good news according to the center for disease control:

“Swine influenza viruses are not transmitted by food. You cannot get swine influenza from eating pork or pork products. Eating properly handled and cooked pork and pork products is safe. Cooking pork to an internal temperature of 160 degrees Fahrenheit kills the swine flu virus as it does other bacteria and viruses.” — Key Facts About Swine Influenza (Swine Flu), CDC

Being that it is national tell a story day (i’m not making this up) i’m telling you that it is ok to eat pork, end of story.

Well i’m declaring today national eat bacon day, because what else is more innappropriate during a swine flu epidemic?

Let’s Celebrate! Drinking highly recommended. You really need carbonation from a beer to wash down all that grease.


Frankfurters!

I don’t know what this is made of, but Sandra Lee would just die of awe if she saw this on a table scape, therefore honorable mention to pork hotdogs.

Franks!
Franks!

http://www.candyboots.com for more beautifully inspired weight watchers recipe cards

A BA-K-47 an A-K-47 made of bacon…. I love this..

Bacon Gun, shoot your arteries out
Bacon Gun, shoot your arteries out

Thank you


One of the coolest and actual recipe bacon inspired creations, the bacone

From Bac’N

They actually have a bacon camp..mmm, now there’s a camp I would not send my fat kids to, if I had a fat kid, or kids at all.

from http://blog.bacn.com/
from http://blog.bacn.com/

There is country gravy inside, and that on top there? Thats a biscuit, up your ass Paula Dean, up your ass.
The recipe for the little bacones are at the website.

Boston Bacon Eating Competition, these people are serious

Chicken Fried Bacon!

Enjoy The Holiday! If you didn’t get SARS you are not likely to get swine flu either. Just some more panicky white people action.

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